A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
I hate math tests because all throughout the unit it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if I throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, what is the number of pancakes that can cover the sun multiplied by the number of cupcakes pedro can buy with one human soul changed into millimeters
(Source: official-2014, via goldenkimono)
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